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History is my hot hot sex

As an unabashed lover of many things, history ranks right up there with aureola of Latino men and the works of Tolstoy. I give you a haiku based on an event that happened on this date in history:

 

When tricks spend the night

Mr Kellogg’s creation

Will come in handy

On this date in history, William Kellogg invented Corn Flakes in Michigan. Thanks to his efforts, we can easily provide a nourishing breakfast to all those mean who easily provide us with orgasms.

 

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