When I am not entertaining gentlemen, cooking, drinking, watching classic films or reading scintillating works of literature, I like to try my hand at writing rap lyrics. Here we go:
You Make My Junk Jump
Did six shots and I’m standing tall
Damn I look good leaning up against this wall
See you on the dance floor wearing next to nothing
Makes me want to eat you like a blueberry muffin
Do another shot and it takes me to seven
It’s about time I take you to heaven
Like Captain Kirk said – beam me up Scotty
Let’s get on the Enterprise and start being naughty
You make my junk jump
You make my fist pump
You make my rump hump
Wrap it up and slide it in
Blueberry muffins or as they are known in rap circles – blueberrrrrry muffins and vodka shots are the perfect combination to put one in the mood for rap lyric writing. I prefer Grey Goose pear and muffin mix from King Arthur. The fruity combo is just right for getting those creative juices flowing. Keep yo muffins moist.
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/shop/items/country-blueberry-muffin-and-quick-bread-mix#3911#
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