Eating & Forking Announcement

To our loyal and depraved readers:

As you may have noticed, we have begun accepting advertising on eatingandforking.com. In addition to being horny drunks, we are greedy horny drunks and booze and Magnums are not cheap. We sincerely hope the ads will not hinder your enjoyment of our blog and we vow to double our efforts to be scandalous, informative, and entertaining. Once again – and we cannot say this enough – thank you for reading! And remember, never go to bed hungry.