Hung literati, Tolstoy, and vodka

Dane shared my love of Tolstoy and oral sex. I affectionately called him Great Dane because his penis was as long and thick as War and Peace. He was that perfect combination of well-educated and well endowed. He remarked that War and Peace was daunting but he dove in and loved it. I felt the same way about his dick. As I was going down on him, I imagined I was the Grande Armee of Napoleon marching across the vast steppe of Russia – my only goal conquest and glory. His stamina was great and like the fierce resistance put up by the Russians at the Battle of Borodino, Great Dane held out. I made flanking movement to his balls, ass, and nipples; he was outgunned and outtongued. His surrender was, however,  temporary; he lived to fight another day and our battles kept me occupied most of that hot steamy summer.

After lengthy oral sex with a fan of Russian literature, I need to relax with a refreshing cocktail. I take one part Grey Goose pear (it has to be vodka after all) and one part Simply Lemonade and shake vigorously. Add a dash of  diet Sprite for carbonation and stir. Hefty novels or hefty penises – this is something we can all drink to.

The Battle of Borodino as depicted by Louis Lejeune. The battle was the largest and bloodiest single-day action of the Napoleonic Wars. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)