Star Trek’s birthday, geek sex, and healthy granola

‘The Man Trap’ is not my yet to be released how-to guide but rather the first broadcast episode of Star Trek which aired on this date in 1966. The world has not been the same since. In that first episode, a salt vampire terrorizes the crew of the USS Enterprise as Kirk, Spock, and McCoy race to save the day. This trinity – the logic of Spock, the emotion of McCoy, and the action of Kirk – formed the heart and soul of Star Trek. They, along with Uhura, Scotty, Sulu, and Chekov would solve any problem, tackle any challenge, and never give in to a no win scenario. B was a fellow Trekkie from Chicago, a beefy, hairy slab of geekaliciousness with biceps and a dick as big as the Mutara Nebula. We met one very cold winter’s night and discussed our love of Captain Kirk, The Next Generation and before you could say engage, we had lowered our shields, erected a containment beam and my warp drive was thrusting forward into his milky way. We soon parted and B resumed his own trek home to Chicago – we were safe in knowing the universe was safe from horniness for one more day.

After sex with a fellow Starfleet Officer, I like to make a healthy granola to recharge my Dilithium crystals and make ready for my next adventure. Take two cups of rolled oats, 1/4 cup of apple juice, and one tbsp of honey. Combine together until oats are coated (be careful to not oversaturate). Spread evenly on a cookie sheet and bake at 300 degrees for 20 minutes on each side. When finished baking, add nuts, seeds, or dried fruit. Live long and Prosper!

Kirk with Spock's "mirror" counterpa...

Kirk with Spock’s “mirror” counterpart, From the Star Trek episode “Mirror, Mirror”. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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