Happy Friday Haiku

Our last hookup

Hpnotiq out of my ass

Is how we parted

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Chicky Chicky Bok Bok

Chicky Chicky Bok Bok – a phrase to describe an intense state of hunger brought about my sex, booze, and assorted debauchery. K fucked me so much last night I am chicky chicky bok bok this morning. Does anybody have any waffles?

Happy Friday Haiku

Proud, over the bed

The flag of Puerto Rico

Spread out like my legs

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Xfoliation – the practice of rubbing one’s face against the scruff of another man to ensure proper skin care. From twink to Golden Girl, a good skin regimen is vital. A technique I use is rubbing my face against the hairy scruff of another man to open the pores and my pants. I call this practice Xfoliation. It makes my complexion is as fresh as a autumn morning and is usually followed by a facial.

Happy Friday Haiku

I licked his asshole

On my knees in the kitchen

Marble countertops

Mr Cadbury, hot chocolate and hot chocolate

Photo by User:daveblack from 2004 national cha...

Photo by User:daveblack from 2004 national championship celebration, January 2005. Reggie is pictured here with his PAC-10 offensive player-of-the-year trophy (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

George Cadbury was born on this date in Birmingham England in 1839. Mr. Cadbury invented what we affectionately call hot chocolate. Thanks to his valiant contribution to culinary history, we can have a warming beverage to spike when we watch football games, cruise outdoor areas for sex in cold months, or simply want to walk our dogs in winter and have a buzz at the same time. I recommend Woodford Reserve bourbon to accompany hot chocolate – the caramel notes on the bourbon add to the sweetness of hot chocolate while its gentle bite reminds one of being nibbled on – all in all a most excellent combination. My other favorite hot chocolate is NFL star Reggie Bush. I recommend Reggie to accompany me to bed. Happy spiking!

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DTTBO – Dont Turn the Bitch Over – this acronym comes in handy when the liquor has been flowing and the Grindr rolling and we end up fucking someone we, shall we say, don’t know who the hell they are. After one has inserted one’s penis into another man’s ass, the time for formal introductions has passed. While we may lose our clothes, we should not lose our manners. Continue with the task at hand and remember, when you don’t who you’re fucking you can err on the side of caution and don’t turn the bitch over.

Happy Friday Haiku

You shot on my chin

Can I get a moist towelette?

Crowded bathroom stall

When tricks move to Florida……

English: Dark chocolate. Español: Chocolate negro.

English: Dark chocolate. Español: Chocolate negro. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Florida brings to mind two things – the Golden Girls and K, my fuck buddy who moved to the sunshine state. K was a dark chocolate, furry pubes, well hung grad student who studied anthropology. He was also my favorite type of man – intellectually curious and easily undressed. I suggested he and I conduct a field study on the mating rituals of contemporary gay men; we succeeded in unearthing many a pleasant evening. I still cannot walk by a shovel without thinking of K. His pubes were warm and pungent – a cross between a locker room and linens fresh out of the dryer. I licked him like a caramel apple – with nuts. He had one of those beautiful dicks that simply unfurled before your eyes. Each time I removed his boxers I felt like Caesar must have felt when Cleopatra rolled out of the rolled up carpet the first time they met. If Rembrandt had painted nude black men instead of clothed Dutch aristocrats, even he would not have done justice to K’s piece.  It was caramel; it was salt; it was earthy; it was oxygen.

After sucking on a big black cock, I find a sea salt caramel the perfect post-coital snack. It unites all the flavor’s of K and is sticky. Thank you for being a friend…..

The best sea salt caramnels are to be found at www.cellardoorchocolates.com. Enjoy!

Monday Phrase of the Week

big gulp

big gulp (Photo credit: Marisa | Food in Jars)

Big Drink

Big Drink – A phrase to describe when one has performed oral sex on an exceptionally large penis.  I took a big drink when I went down on Russ’s huge dick last week. Who’s thirsty?