Group Sex, The Eating and Forking Bookclub, and Jello cake


Jell-O (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

In our post from August 11, we introduced The Last Masquerade by Antonio Orlando Rodriguez, the first book in the Eating and Forking book club. We find exercising our imaginations and intellect as important as our libido and the work of

English: A Cuban Flag in the back of a Taxi. H...

English: A Cuban Flag in the back of a Taxi. Havana (La Habana), Cuba (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Mr. Rodriguez manages to do service to all three.  When we last left the heroes of our novel – Wen and Lucho – they had traveled from Bogotá to Havana and quickly found themselves in an orgy. In both life and sex, fortune favors the bold.

‘The first Cuban night turned out to be a lectio magistralis on sensuality, a true Cuban orgy. Our bodies wrapped around one another in all possible combinations and past my mouth went a parade of napes, backs, calves, chests, knees, butts, bellies, and anonymous phalluses that I sucked, chomped on, and licked fervently and indiscriminately.  In the darkness, with my eyes closed, I tried to guess who each delicious piece could belong to.’

Wen and Lucho had the benefit of being both on holiday and residing in a posh upscale hotel when they had their orgy. For the staycationer or budget conscious, a proper orgy, while somewhat more challenging, can be no less pleasurable. The vital component to pulling off a successful group sex encounter is having a traffic cop to direct asses, dicks, and mouths to their desired destinations. When a group of horny naked men converge in a room, nature will run its course but so can accidents and elbows. A slight nudge here and push there can avoid black eyes and blue balls and ensure a good time is had by all.

As the participants will have worked up quite a thirst, I always prepare a Jello cake to serve my guests after they have served and serviced me. The cake is simple, refreshing, and a nice way to round out an evening of group sex. Plus the cool whip can do double duty in the bedroom as well as the kitchen.

Jello Cake

Make a plain white cake (it’s okay to cheat and use a box mix – you are preparing for an orgy after all). Once the cake has cooled, poke several holes in it (an apt metaphor for the penetration to come). Prepare Jello of any flavor desired (or flavors – you can have one side of the cake orange while the other is cherry for example) and while the Jello is still in its liquid form, pour it into the holes and refrigerate. Once cake has cooled thoroughly, top with Cool Whip and enjoy.