Too cold to go far

The snow outside is falling

Grindr find me lust

Muscular asses

Can you take it to the hole

Basketball season

Dicknotize

Dicknotize – To cast a spell on the unsuspecting by the power and majesty of a beautiful dick. M’s piece has me so dicknotized, I skip lunch and eat him.

A lunch time hookup

Is the best way to beat best stress

Wipe that off my chin

During the orgy

I discreetly left the room

To watch Walking Dead

Fuck this stupid rain

I’ll watch the game on tv

And have K blow me

Uncut Latin Men

Like the falling autumn leaves

No two are alike

Threx

Threx – When one has achieved a thriving sex life, one is threx. Enough self-help books have been written to fill an endless number of libraries but nirvana is close at hand – simply attain threx followed by three shots of your favorite top shelf. Who’s got problems now bitch?

Superman boxers

No telephone booth needed

Unleash man of steel

J’approachable

J’approachable – When someone is juicy and approachable, they are j’approachable. To the attractive somelier at my last wine tasting, you may have been math challenged but your pour was generous and your smile seductive. You were j’approachable. Top me off anyone?